16 Reasons Boys DO Suck
this is a backlash at derek's post.
16 reasons boys DO suck.
in no order.
but effective none the less.
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1) Even when they KNOW you like them.....they still show off. We like you ok? Whats the point in showing off? You might as well impress my friend and get her to have a crush on you too.
2) Boobs. Boys have a disgusting obssesion with big lumps of fat that hang from our chests and that do three things: feed babies, give us back pain, and in our younger years MIGHT attract boys.
3) Gay guys. Perfect.....only they like cock.
4) The only emotionaly guys are Emo Boys. They write pretty songs about the girls that broke their hearts. Every other boy has the visual EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON. if they've got more emotion.....they dont share it. why? lord only knows. but if us girls can confide in them......they should confide in us. and they dont. ever.
5) sports. its the life of pretty much 80% of boys.
6) pop music. they hate it. they'll say they enjoy a song or two just to keep their girls happy. but deep down.....they wish pop music would die.
7) Boys never ever ever ever ever get hints. NEVER. you could put a big billboard in their room that says BUY HER _____ or SHE WANTS _______ and they still wouldnt get you what you think would be the greatest gift ever. like my mom told me: dont hint. tell them exactly what you want. when they buy it and give it to you a week later....they think they surprised you and did the best job of it in the world.
8) Rape.....Abuse......need i say more?
9) they adjust themselves sooooo often. pretend you have to pee and go to the bathroom and do it. its bad enough seeing eminem grabbing himself.
10) uhhh, can we say Johnny Depp? GROSS!
11) they have little to no sensitivity or manners.
12) OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS
13) talking about other girls in any positive way at all.
14) They're liars. not all, no. but the many many many guys who tell girls they love them and care for them jsut to get some....yeah, everybody knows one of those guys.
15) lack of communication
16) lets face it. they're sticky, dirty, stuck up, emotionless, pigs. they're only good for a cute face.
16 reasons boys DO suck.
in no order.
but effective none the less.
x
1) Even when they KNOW you like them.....they still show off. We like you ok? Whats the point in showing off? You might as well impress my friend and get her to have a crush on you too.
2) Boobs. Boys have a disgusting obssesion with big lumps of fat that hang from our chests and that do three things: feed babies, give us back pain, and in our younger years MIGHT attract boys.
3) Gay guys. Perfect.....only they like cock.
4) The only emotionaly guys are Emo Boys. They write pretty songs about the girls that broke their hearts. Every other boy has the visual EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON. if they've got more emotion.....they dont share it. why? lord only knows. but if us girls can confide in them......they should confide in us. and they dont. ever.
5) sports. its the life of pretty much 80% of boys.
6) pop music. they hate it. they'll say they enjoy a song or two just to keep their girls happy. but deep down.....they wish pop music would die.
7) Boys never ever ever ever ever get hints. NEVER. you could put a big billboard in their room that says BUY HER _____ or SHE WANTS _______ and they still wouldnt get you what you think would be the greatest gift ever. like my mom told me: dont hint. tell them exactly what you want. when they buy it and give it to you a week later....they think they surprised you and did the best job of it in the world.
8) Rape.....Abuse......need i say more?
9) they adjust themselves sooooo often. pretend you have to pee and go to the bathroom and do it. its bad enough seeing eminem grabbing himself.
10) uhhh, can we say Johnny Depp? GROSS!
11) they have little to no sensitivity or manners.
12) OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS
13) talking about other girls in any positive way at all.
14) They're liars. not all, no. but the many many many guys who tell girls they love them and care for them jsut to get some....yeah, everybody knows one of those guys.
15) lack of communication
16) lets face it. they're sticky, dirty, stuck up, emotionless, pigs. they're only good for a cute face.
1 Comments:
Lol I did like 2,3, 9 and 12 especially, but most of the other points are good ones
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