fcc song

ok, so i had this huge post syaing how much i loooooooove derek's gift and seems really fake to say it again. the hoodie is so wonderful derek! and the necklace and earrings are beauitful. im wearing them to my job interveiw at petsmart tonight. i hope i look pretty enough AND qualified enough to get myself a job. im sure not many girls that are pretty like kelsey lambley will want a job at petsmart so maybe ill luck out. wish me luck!
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IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU DEREK! thats so adorable. you better get a pic of the two of you. or else ill hunt you down! lol.
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eric idle is god. period. nobody ahs ever made me laugh as much *well, maybe jim carrey but hes not british, and maybe josh hinman but hes only imitating eric idle and jim carrey* but still. eric is god. and he wrote this HILARIOUS SONG called The FCC Song...and because i love you and want you to have a good laugh, here's the lyrics.
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Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck
So I'm really out of luck
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me

So fuck you very much the FCC
for proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much, Dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich bitch
and at least she isn't male
So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too
Fuck you and fuck everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleeza she's an intellectual tart
So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much, the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my hummer
The ozone's a nogozone now that Arnold's here to say:
"The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA"
So fuck you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Let's save the great white males
And fuck you all so very much
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THANKS AGAIN DEREK *i <3 you, and always will, im always here for ya kid!*
BRITTNI! <3