from ludo's site

Andrew's Fake Facts: Contrary to popular delusion, living in the fiefdoms of marshmallow cereals is not all it's cracked up to be. Subjects immerse themselves in the whiskey-soaked world of Irish folklore, chasing rainbows and leprechauns, hunting for jewels instead of jobs. But what are they running from? Perhaps it's the very real prospect of being nocturnally molested by the power-lusting tyrant Count Chocula, of being mounted in their sleep and having chocolate sucked from their necks. Or perhaps it's the guilt that gnaws at their hypocritical guts as they preach abstinence to that poor silly rabbit-bastard, denying him his "Trix," all the while promiscuously gorging themselves on melty marshmallows.
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http://www.ludorock.com