Grandma

2)Grandma's getting spayed.
3)I just kicked Grandma down the stairs.
4)Grandma doesn't like this brand of cat food.
5)Grandma coughed up a hairball.
6)Grandma shit in the litterbox today.
7)Grandma hissed at me.
8)Grandma's addicted to catnip.
9)Grandma's frisky.
10)Grandma is licking herself.

see if you cant figure out who grandma is. if you figure it out, ill give you a cookie.