Rangers
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Rangers jersey and hat. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the drop of the puck. The Islanders come storming out and take it to the Rangers. A big slapshot by Trent Hunter is caught by the Rangers' goalie. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do when the Rangers score a goal?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for seven years."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the drop of the puck. The Islanders come storming out and take it to the Rangers. A big slapshot by Trent Hunter is caught by the Rangers' goalie. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do when the Rangers score a goal?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for seven years."
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