STDs

my cat gave me cat STDs, or cat venom OR A FUCKING HAND STIGMATA. i think STDs is the funniest.

still

i cant type write, or hold my cheeseburger or beer bottle properly. i acnt get dressed or undressed without help. i hate that fucking cat. my right hand *im right handed too* is swollen and red in a circle two inches deep around the bite.

going to hockey, phil's meeting me there. im excited. loves!