Itsy Bitsy Fucking Spider

who the hell came up with the goddamn Itsy Bitsy Spider. i think it was a nazi. and he wanted to take over the world. so he started with the little kids and taught them this story and somehow, the story of the dumbass spider who doesnt realise that you cant climb up water spouts in the spring time or in florida bcuz of rain, will tie into the earth downfall. there's NO way a kid made that up cuz a kid would give up after being washed away by the down-coming rain. it was a german nazi. or maybe......maybe it was the turks. or the spaniards. either way. THEY'RE FUCKING DUMB. DIE YOU IDIOTIC ITSY FUCKING BITSY SPIDER!!!!!! who the hell writes a children's rhyme about SPIDERS? mannnnnn.
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i love you phil!