Walking Home and Pumpkins
today was great! i slept in and took the late bus. ashley and i talked alot. made fun of emily. pretty much did nothing during photo and library. world history, well, ummmmm, nothing. english, aaron, nick, jordan and i all talked and did a worksheet. it was funny. they laughed at my choice of underwear for the day *lace and leather thong....my fave* and we discussed manwell and his love of staring at aaron and nick. lol. it was funny. that and gay-men jokes. **sorry derek, i love you** but these werent really poking fun at gay men, just jokes. here's one. two gay men were about to make love but the lube was in another room, so gay guy 1 said to gay guy 2 NOT to start without him or he'd dump him. once gay guy 1 came back with the lube, there was jiz EVERYWHERE. the walls, the ceiling and the floor even. gay guy 1 yells at gay guy 2 saying I TOLD YOU NOT TO START WITHOUT ME and gay guy 2 says I didnt, i farted. LMAO. see? dont be mad derek. lol. michelle and i hit our heads together while fighting over tissues and white out. lmao. and then i left. i skipped 8th. woo hoo. with ashley. we fucking walked our asses home. it was so fun. we switched two house's mail and i smashed a pumpkin *my first time* and it was soooo cool. then this lady goes, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
-brit-smashing a pumpkin. why does it matter?
-lady-thats someone else's pumpkin. i saw what you did to the mail too
-brit- i didnt do shit to the mail * i was honest, bcuz ashley's the one who did*
-lady-thats not smart. whyd you do it
-brit-whatever, dumb bitch
and then brittni and ashley walked away laughing. it was so funny. ashley and i were laughing so hard. i walked over a bridge WITH NO FUCKING RAILING. besides a two foot cement block line. and ashley kept pretending to push me over, and i go STOP IM ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS. GOD DAMNIT! and she told me a story about when she shit her pants while walking home. lol. then we ran across the street with our ahnds on our asses like we were shitting ourselves. lmao. then we decided to go get stoned and break into this old house. lmao. but we have to wait. lol. got home and she made me fishsticks and we discussed a movie called better then chocolate and decided to watch it so she could ask her bf why he has it. we played airhockey. first game was 10-9 won by me and the next was won by ashley 10-12. damn her. loser. walked home and im so pooped im wearing shorts and no socks. it hurts to walk. my feet!!!!!!!!!!! i hope phil's tryouts went well. g2g. LOVES.
-brit-smashing a pumpkin. why does it matter?
-lady-thats someone else's pumpkin. i saw what you did to the mail too
-brit- i didnt do shit to the mail * i was honest, bcuz ashley's the one who did*
-lady-thats not smart. whyd you do it
-brit-whatever, dumb bitch
and then brittni and ashley walked away laughing. it was so funny. ashley and i were laughing so hard. i walked over a bridge WITH NO FUCKING RAILING. besides a two foot cement block line. and ashley kept pretending to push me over, and i go STOP IM ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS. GOD DAMNIT! and she told me a story about when she shit her pants while walking home. lol. then we ran across the street with our ahnds on our asses like we were shitting ourselves. lmao. then we decided to go get stoned and break into this old house. lmao. but we have to wait. lol. got home and she made me fishsticks and we discussed a movie called better then chocolate and decided to watch it so she could ask her bf why he has it. we played airhockey. first game was 10-9 won by me and the next was won by ashley 10-12. damn her. loser. walked home and im so pooped im wearing shorts and no socks. it hurts to walk. my feet!!!!!!!!!!! i hope phil's tryouts went well. g2g. LOVES.
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